Our Friend Dan (One of my favorite conversations of 2006)

Jackie Chang says: lunch at 11.30 or 12?
Phi Nguyen says: i'm only going if everyone else is
John Malone says: i'm good for whenever
Jackie Chang says: i'll go whenever as well
Phi Nguyen says: I suppose it's up to our friend Dan
Phi Nguyen says: who rules with a sceptor and an iron hand
John Malone says: plays the spoons in a 5-man band
Phi Nguyen says: headbutts his enemies like Zidane
Jackie Chang says: hahahaha
John Malone says: traveled to the 20's to play kick-the-can
Jackie Chang says: saves kittens out of trees when he can
Dan Fields says: hahaha
Jackie Chang says: hahahah
Phi Nguyen says: hahhahahhahaa, aweosme
Dan Fields says: you guys know me so well
Phi Nguyen says: eat's pb and j but never sans the jam
Jackie Chang says: was the first to put a disco ball in the back of his van
Phi Nguyen says: hahah
Dan Fields says: hahahaha
Phi Nguyen says: is the Prince of Persia, but never been to Iran
Jackie Chang says: who always refers to the ladies as "Ma'am"
John Malone says: he hates the Spam but is still a black ham
Jackie Chang says: who always has time to play with his friend PAN
Phi Nguyen says: for my wedding, he bought me a sham
Jackie Chang says: always closes doors with a mighty slam
Phi Nguyen says: hahaha
Phi Nguyen says: he loves boisenberry, not a fan of the cran
Dan Fields says: I'm so cool
Dan Fields says: HAHAHAHAH
John Malone says: hahaha
John Malone says: likes to fly helos by the side of a dam
Phi Nguyen says: hahaha
Jackie Chang says: hahahaha
Phi Nguyen says: in his gyros he prefers his lamb
Jackie Chang says: shares his name with a fictional Lieutenant who served in 'Nam
John Malone says: before some Greenghetti he sprays pans with the Pam
Phi Nguyen says: hahah
Dan Fields says: Shops at Pier One where I can buy some rattan
Phi Nguyen says: to the little kids he yells "Beat it!" and "Scram!!"
Dan Fields says: hahahah
Phi Nguyen says: loves his cajun food like that of Zataran
John Malone says: thought i beat him at C&C but it was just a scam
Phi Nguyen says: hahhahaha
Phi Nguyen says: he's no sissy boy, he's a real man's man
John Malone says: if he lived in africa, he'd be chief of the gourd clan
Phi Nguyen says: once called the Wambulance for me during a LAN
Dan Fields says: hahahahhaa
Phi Nguyen says: hahah
John Malone says: a fan of the Tres Leches and maybe the flan
Jackie Chang says: lassoed the sun from the sky because he wanted to wokr on his tan
John Malone says: hahaha
Phi Nguyen says: hahahha
John Malone says: with biceps and bulges like the 10 mill dollar man
Dan Fields says: Going to retire in Austrailia with a wallabye and a ram
Phi Nguyen says: ahhahahhahaha
Jackie Chang says: hahahahahah
Dan Fields says: hahahahh
John Malone says: rides with Chuck Norris in a catamaran
Dan Fields says: hahahaha
Jackie Chang says: fish don't come ashore b/c he drew a line in the sand
John Malone says: hahaha
Jackie Chang says: hahahahahah
Phi Nguyen says: once played the role of Frodo, not that fat hobbits Sam
Phi Nguyen says: ahahahhahahahhahahahhaha
John Malone says: can call for free on his long distance plan
Phi Nguyen says: hhahahahahahaaha
Jackie Chang says: hhahahaha
Jackie Chang says: asked Chuck Norris why he's so cool and Chuck said "its b/c of you Dan"
John Malone says: hahaha
Dan Fields says: Keeps only one shoe in a pair because two are too bland
Dan Fields says: hahahah
Jackie Chang says: hhahahaha
Phi Nguyen says: hahhahaahha
Phi Nguyen says: blows his nose with the gust of a million fans
Jackie Chang says: hahahahaha
Dan Fields says: awesome
John Malone says: killed a grizzley before he learned how to stand
Jackie Chang says: hahahahahahhaahhaagaghahahah
Phi Nguyen says: plays killer bass while pal john rips the drum in his band
Phi Nguyen says: hahhahaaha
John Malone says: haha thanks
Dan Fields says: Steals PAN's g36E whenever I can
Phi Nguyen says: hahha
Jackie Chang says: hahahahahaha
Phi Nguyen says: he stares the pearls out of oysters, out-muscles the clams
John Malone says: able to shoot acid from his pituitary gland
Phi Nguyen says: HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
Jackie Chang says: haahahhahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!
Phi Nguyen says: God said let there be ocean, Dan said "No, let there be land!"
John Malone says: hahaha
Jackie Chang says: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan Fields says: yhahahahaah
Phi Nguyen says: can make OR gates in his sleep, but his favorite is AND
John Malone says: hahahaha
John Malone says: opened a lemonade stand and made a grand
Phi Nguyen says: hahaa
Phi Nguyen says: tells the Godfather what to do, he's number one in the fam
Dan Fields says: Killed a killer whales with only his teeth and some Cayan.
Phi Nguyen says: hahhahah
John Malone says: hahaha
Phi Nguyen says: scoffs at domestic brands, only consumes thing made in Japan
John Malone says: climbed mount everest with only one hand
Jackie Chang says: friends with Borat, has a 4 wives in Kazhiskstan
John Malone says: hahahah
Dan Fields says: AWEOSME!
Phi Nguyen says: HHAHHAHAA
Dan Fields says: Makes a good quiche and nobody question's he's a man.
Dan Fields says: you can't follow up jackies
John Malone says: with electricity on your knees and fire in your hand
Phi Nguyen says: let's all celebrate our friend named Dan